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Aston Villa

Best club in England top spot contenders in the next few years Newcastle are crap and ‘Good Ebening
Aston Villa best club in England
by AVFC1874 August 31, 2023
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Aston villa

Shit football club in Birmingham. Cocky support. All of their team is overrated. And their manager us a complete wanker!
man 1: I've just been and had a shit in villa park(Aston villa's stadium), I mistook it for a toilet.

man 2: yer I think they knock down that piece of shite and build a toilet instead.
by Johnsmith123456789 March 13, 2010
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Aston Martin

the car of choice for gangsta rappers such as Jay z and P-diddy
made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Aston Cool Guy

Aston Cool Guy

Aston Cool Guy is a ugly fat guy that plays Avakin Life. He likes to lie about police coming to his house every week and hes a bad liar. He has a creeper sweater and likes PUBG but is bad at it.

Our Avakin Life usernames are: ❀PANDAS ❀RULES❀, Melikatt and savagegamer666 <-- (Aston Cool Guy)
Panda: Have you heard about Aston Cool Guy?
Melikatt: Yeah I have. He's a bad liar, and he's dumb.
Panda: I agree, he's a fatty
by ygygcyh October 10, 2019
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Aston Villa

Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight
Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks
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Aston Villa

Aston Villa aslo known as 'Villa', is a football club located in Aston, Birmingham. Founded in 1874, tgey wre one of the oldest football clubs in the United Kindom.

They have had very succesful years in the past, winning the European Cup and the League title before it was called the Premier League. But in the 2015/16 season Aston Villa were relegated despite spending a ridiculous amount of money. And at the time of writning this are 14th in the Championship one point begind their rivals Birmingham City, again despite spending a ridiculous amount of money, around 60Million more than Birmingham.

So I think it is safe to say their glory days are over, although a lot of their fans still believe they are a great club. They also like to believe that every hates them, amd that everyone is obsessed wuth them, when in reality, no one cares at all.
"Aston Villa lost again."
by WeoleyCastleOneBomber March 1, 2017
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Aston Martin Lagonda

Aston martin Lagonda LTD made the aston martin lagonda car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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