Dio scolopendra antartica

Atypical italian blasphemy used in the most exaggerated anger situations, when a "porco dio" isn't enough
Literally it means "god is antarctic centipede"

"Dio scolopendra antartica, non ci posso credere, mi hanno già rubato due macchine questo mese, perché sono venuto a vivere a Napoli"

"Giuro che se non la smetti di toccarmi ti estraggo entrambe le tonsille con il solo ausilio dell'aratro di mio nonno, Dio scolopendra antartica"

by coleos December 7, 2016

Antartic Camelback

While a man stands naked his girl wraps her legs around his neck with her stomach against his back. The female ,or camelback, eats the man's ass. For pleasure the male shits in his girl's mouth while she reaches around gripping his testicles.

Damn your girl, Lily , is so crazy we did an Antartic Camelback last night. She said she can't wait to eat my shit again.

by Squillydong August 20, 2016

Antarticum

When you cum but its too cold so the cum gets frozen inside your dick.

Oh shit man, hope you don't get antarticum when you go skiing.

by Another Fish February 28, 2017

Tantarctica

Tantarctica is the fabled 9th continent of the world. It is rumored to be hidden beneath Antarctica in the void that encompasses our flat Earth.

"My mate johnny accidentally sailed off the side of the map, luckily for him, he landed on Tantarctica and now has a job as the janitor for the new world order."
"what the hell are you smoking dude?"

by WIIWIllWIIWll November 30, 2020

antarctic ten

A person who, if you were in a regular urban setting, would be about a six or a seven, but if you were in antarctica and there was no one else around then they would be a ten

That guy is definitely an antarctic ten, but I'm a little desperate, so who cares?

by meestersqueakywheeskers December 27, 2009

Antarctic Circle

In 1914, Anglo-Irish explorer Ernest Shackleton led an expedition to the South Pole with the intent of traversing the Antarctic continent. Unfortunately, his ship was crushed by the intense pressure of the ice, and he and his men were forced to find a suitable means of entertainment for the duration of the Antarctic winter. They accordingly ventured to the South Pole on foot, formed a ring around it, and proceeded to anally penetrate each other. All 56 gentlemen formed a complete circle to ensure that no one was left out of the sport.

Sailor:
"Confound it, man! We're stuck in the ice. What do we do now?"

Ernest Shackleton:
"EVERYBODY!"

(chronic mansex ensues, a la antarctic circle. There is much rejoicing throughout the scientific community).

by ///-_-/// October 20, 2010

Antarctican Swamp Launcher

The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.

Larry: What the fuck?

Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.

Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?

Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO

by RimSuckMcGillicutty. January 17, 2010