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by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod October 4, 2022

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

To make an 8 Mile

To criticize yourself or to put in evidence something really obvious about yourself, in a way that will prevent others from doing so.

Eminem : I'm white yo
Black guy : Oh fuck, I can't say it in my battle lyrics anymore yo

Nerd: Ye I'm skinny, got no swag, red-haired and stinky, so what?
Hot chick: Oh this nerd knows how to make an 8 Mile, I so want to date him now

by MaxAndJulie January 25, 2010

to pull an ilyas

becoming single after unspecified time of not responding to any calls, texts, fbook messages (.. basically any type of modern communication) from your girlfriend.
A sleazy way to break up a relationship.

She almost told me she loved me.. I simply had to pull an ilyas.

by oliverski April 22, 2011

Not Proud to be an American

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.

Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."

by modern thinker September 24, 2011

To Pull An Anna

To break a bone or limb in an intoxicated, stupid maner.

To drink a bottle of tequila, go out on ice wearing trainers - then to slip and break your nose.

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 14, 2005