Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.
"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"
by St. Jerome December 07, 2008
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empty seat

A person that is there in body only.
Someone who is so unattached or unaware of their own life that their involvement has little or no impact on the outcome of events.
"Charlie, don't you get it? I can't feel that. It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder. What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things."
Charlie is an empty seat.
by charlie seat February 10, 2008
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empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through
My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.
by angelinaglows January 10, 2014
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Empty Gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
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Empty Talk

This is an expression used when people are aimlessly talking to each other and the conversation is obviously going no where.
A. "Hey man..."
B. "Oh hey..."
A. "Whats up...?
B. "Oh nothin.."
A.
B.
A. "coo..."
B.

(silence) (empty talk)
by Klyde Frog February 05, 2009
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Empty Socket

An acoustic alternative. Different than most acoustic performers, Empty Socket does covers of songs that are outside the box you would expect. Covering bands like AC/DC, Tool and U2, they bring an unplugged vibe to rock. Ulysses on guitar and Ste7en on vocals, both began this group because they worked together as creatives at an advertising agency. Now, they create covers and originals that redefine "unplugged".

Check them out at www.myspace.com/emptysocket where you can hear some samples or twitter.com/emptysocket, to see where you can hear them.
Damn, I loved that cover of "Sober" by Empty Socket!
by Ste7en February 03, 2010
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empty for a week

phrase:

Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen.
Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOhhhh, good golly miss Molly!

Partner: Good one? Hmmmmmm?

Man: Honey, I'm gonna be empty for a week.
by onetwomeyou July 12, 2009
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