hang gliding

dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.

example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.

by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010

Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.

Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9

by Biccc April 20, 2008

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025

Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.

This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.

by Apple jack January 6, 2015

Homie Gliding

Created by two bored cell mates at Pelican Bay. The act of bonding between two bored male friends. Gliding and sliding must not involve penetration. The use of lube is optional but fun is mandatory.

Gentlemen, homie gliding must be done responsibly......

by Slip and slide September 26, 2020