The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016

thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

by jaque louve March 12, 2005

Ohai Thor

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

by Superbuddha May 18, 2011

Thors hammer

The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse

She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer

by obstar February 9, 2010

Thor

one of the dumbest superheros ever. if he was a god why did they even make a comic of him, of course he will win.

i am Thor, i took over a guys body and now he is thor, lets go throw hammers like a lumberjacks

by madjack July 13, 2004

thors nipple

The instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during sexual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a sexual toy or penis

What did you do last night

Performed the ultimate thors nipple

by Chester dicksplash January 13, 2014