Batman

He is the hope for those who lie in darkest despair. He is the man who stands in the way of injustice. He is the scourge of evil, and the vector of justice who fights back against those who would do harm to the innocent, for if he does not, no one else will. He is a hero. He is Batman.

Batman constantly puts his life on the line to keep the citizens of Gotham safe.

by Just another fan July 21, 2013

Batmanned

(Verb). To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.

"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
"I just got Batmanned and now have severe internal bleeding."

by GraveRobber445 August 23, 2011

Batman

1.) verb: to disappear into nothingness when by all rights you should have seen them leave.
2.) expression: after someone disappears as above, you say it

1.) Where'd Larry go? He Batmanned on us. He totally pulled a Batman
2.) Where'd Larry go? Whoah... Batman

by James Dean December 5, 2004

Batman

Means Cool, The universal word for Cool!
it is used in every language around the world!

example 1
Guy 1: Have you heard this new song? its so Batman!
Guy 2: I heard it yesterday, its pretty Batman

example 2
Girl 1: That guy seemed like a bit of a looser
Girl 2: He is so not Batman!

by a batman guy December 15, 2010

Batman

Whoever typed this in your an idiot. You should ALL know who the god-damned batman is. Shame on you

Chuck Norris or Batman ? A: Batman. No shit

by Supermicklovin October 11, 2011

batman

The act of performing an extraordinary physical or social maneuver in order to escape or avoid an unwanted scenario or outcome.

Hey dude, you see dave snipe tim out of the air while he was driving a worthog?

YEA BRO, DAVE SURE BATMANED TIM!

"A Batman" is a function or action.

by AaronASB October 18, 2006

The Batman

When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.

Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".

by crazyassfool April 18, 2010