a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.
ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8
by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.
by Dave of Bennets November 27, 2018
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!
by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018
Get the Jonahmug. by Rarerocker March 23, 2019
Get the Jonahmug. A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah
Omg it's Jonah the cheese man
by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018
Get the Jonahmug. by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011
Get the Jonahmug. by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017
Get the Jonahmug.