Hot Mess

"Oh, she look a <i>hot mess</i> today!"
by René November 18, 2003
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hot mess

Oooooh Ebony, you look a hot mess baby!
by Sierra Cee-Lo December 28, 2005
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Hot Mess

Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.
My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.
by abzillaaa July 10, 2011
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Hot Mess

A Hot Mess is something good. Used by celeb Paris Hilton, its used to describe something great that is about to happen, like an event or something your going to buy.
Jen: You Going To The Party Tonight?
Tim: Yeah! It's Gonna Be A Hot Mess!
by Bim62 December 13, 2008
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hot mess

someone who is nasty ugly or just something of the sort
me:you see that woman with sores on her face guy:yea she had on some dasiy dukes and it look a hot mess
by tfcdgsgfjcxfsy August 7, 2009
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Hot mess express

Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.
Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."
by Inyra June 1, 2017
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Egress a Hot Mess

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.
After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.
by natfipples November 7, 2017
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