by Chatrad February 26, 2019
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Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
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by sorryimjiminsworldandilovenct December 2, 2020
Get the taeyong and mark a day,keeps the stupidity away mug.On June 1st or June 2nd (if June 1st is a Sunday) everyone will enjoy Chick-Fil-A with friends and post it on their social media to show support for gay rights.
Bob: Today is June 1st.
Jill: And...
Bob: It's National Chick-Fil-A Day
Jill: Oh shit, I need to go eat some Chick-Fil-A and post it on my social media to show support for the gays.
Jill: And...
Bob: It's National Chick-Fil-A Day
Jill: Oh shit, I need to go eat some Chick-Fil-A and post it on my social media to show support for the gays.
by Shredward6969 June 1, 2023
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Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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by Nicholas D June 17, 2006
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"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
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