Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser December 9, 2008

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006

abuncha

An amount of of a certain substance that is uncountable.
It isn't that the number is so large it is just that it's such an awkward/unusual number.

Who came to your party?" "oh abuncha people.

by Fatchly June 14, 2010