spock 2.0

1) Someone who looks like Spock from Star Trek, but denies it because it is not a compliment. Everyone agrees he looks like Spock besides him. Every now and again he gets a case of the crackhead shakes. He is sometimes proud of his ignorant behavior. He finds pride in being closed-minded. He must have smoked one too many blunts of schwag in outerspace. He is inferior to Captain Kirk in many ways - especially in penis size. He is a recovering schwagaholic and is currently unemployed. He also doesn't have license, so he can't fly his slow, duck-taped, diesel Mercedes space craft. Sometimes he is funny and he gets punched for it. He is, however, a lot stronger than Dome and steadily beats him in arm wresteling. Also can refer to someone who smokes too many camel lights.

2) Crooked cock.

1) That herb over there just pulled a spock 2.0. He left his fish tank for 3 months without cleaning it and his fish died. Then he had the nerve to bake them and leave the oven on.

Why don't you become an asstronaut like spock 2.0?

You will never be as good as him you will just have to settle for spock 2.0 status.

You're speaking utter nonsense. Please stop being a Spock 2.0.

I just caught spock 2.0 spock 2.0ing all over Sassy's mattress.

Dude, if you don't quit smoking spock 2.0's then you will die from cancer before the age of legal drinking.

Go buy me some fucking cereal. You definitely Spock 2.0'd my Lucky Charms.

Dude, your arm just pulled a Spock 2.0 and suddenly went limp.

2) So, you dropped out of school, and quit your job? What the hell are you gonna do for money, are you gonna start slinging your spock 2.0 on the street?

2) OK, so your cock is crooked. I think they have medicine out there for spock 2.0 dick.

by Sassy McSasserson September 28, 2006

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Scat 2.0

Its like shit but the next level

Slang term for "taking it to the next level"
Also Slang term for "This is cool"

Steve: "Hey, man. I got this new game I've been wanting, and it's so Scat 2.0"
Gus: "Woah, that is some Scat 2.0 right there, my man!"
Elijah "I got laid last night, and it's Scat 2.0"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

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Newscaster 2.0

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

by whatpaigeesaid August 7, 2010

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Mehal 2.0

Mehal 2.0, as the name suggests is a 21st century prodigy with a perfect mix of emotional balance as well as practicality. Her parents decided to keep this name because they wanted her to follow the path of greatness marked by the original Mehal. The Chodhas are proud to have such a remarkable child with the most beautiful big eyes and black hair which were bestowed upon her by her mother (her dad is okayish too). She is over caring towards her loved ones and is in true sense her parent’s ecstasy. Her father wants Mehal 2.0 to be like her mother in every sense because what can be greater than perfection?

Mehallelujah: How are you, Honey?
Pareidolicloon: You’re so thoughful! I really want Mehal 2.0 to be like you.
Mehallelujah: Lmao, Score 9-2

by Mehalsguy69 March 19, 2020

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