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human

A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.
Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.
by Brandemic August 13, 2010
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Humanity

The thing you've lost faith in
by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017
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humans

The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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Human

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014
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Humanity

A word for our species, the hope for humanity depends on how well we advance and excel.
The more definitions I read on here, my faith in humanity decreases a bit.
by MadMixG June 1, 2014
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Humanity

The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?

Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org
1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.

2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.
by MutsKun November 8, 2016
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humans

sad people who walk and cry til they die
did u know that i am a humans
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019
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