goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"

She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!

by supermann694eva November 13, 2011

balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

jupiter jazz

A fantasy world where no problem exist. An ideal world that people dream of, but never having. The word where is isolated with all NON SEXUAL pleasures a man can handle, A place where you can go and never come back. Word is also used as a way to express happiness.

Invented by a Band Person who seeks enjoyment in jazz. Original Spot invented, CALIFORNIA

Man 1: Man life been giving me lots of drama.
Man 2: Take a trip to Jupiter Jazz

by ShadowBlind May 7, 2007

Drops of Jupiter

Another name for sperm; semen; cum

Now that she's back in the atmosphere, drops of Jupiter in her hair. (a female comes back to reality to realize that a man ejaculated in her hair)

by bubbabob69 November 29, 2012

Jupiter Juice

Code word for marijuana. Commonly used in the town of Friction, Utah.

"Dude did you get any jupiter juice for this weekend?"

by Trang Pac December 28, 2005

Jupiter Jack

A form of masturbation that is astronomically pleasurable while under the influence

"Dude I was so wasted, so I jupiter jacked and covered this bitches face"

by Sully69 March 2, 2010

jupiters redspot

A sexual act performed by one partner cutting up the vagina or anus and then violently lick the "redspot"

The man performed jupiters redspot on her.

DAMN IT WAS BLOODY

by The astr0naut May 29, 2011