J

‘'J'’ is the only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name 'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French masculine name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical/fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjection 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005

a j

another term for a hemorrhoid

i've got a j's

by boogerman94 April 15, 2010

J & J

A joint and jerk.

It's saturday, I'm wakin' up with a J & J

It's my birthday, I'm wakin' up with a J & J

It's 420, I'm wakin' up with a J & J

by Peachesssssszzzzzzzzz April 17, 2011

J

1. A joint. obvious.
2. a Junkie. (the real definition most of the time.

ex. TI "Getting head from a J" 24's
ex 2. TI "I got the hard for the J" Dope Boys
ex 3. JR Money - My phone ringing cause i am the hook for the J"
"Wang"

by Andy Wang May 12, 2007

/j

A word people use on TikTok when they’re joking.

Eren x Levi is my favorite ship 🥺🥺/j

by SniperMask‘s Whore April 05, 2021

j

the equivalent to being chill.

Dude im cool, im j.
its sooo j here.

by paulday February 02, 2011

>:J

It is an emote for "Rape Face". See the mischievous ">:" and the "J" for smirk? xD Up to no good.

>:J Well, I like what I see..

by 13373RB0Y June 25, 2012