wine in a can 

See It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Wine from a box which is then put in a can. Usually a Diet Coke can is used. Purpose: drinking wine in public with big gestures.

Dennis: Get this guy some wine in a can

Mac: Wow, I feel like this is perfect for my large, angry getures.

Dennis: Yeah well, we're not giving Frank an intervention for bad ideas.

wine in a can by Fat Beezie June 15, 2010

wine-o

An indivudual who enjoys drinking wine more than most, this would be the person you ask... "what kind of wine goes best with lamb shanks and sweet peas?"

My roomy is a huge wine-o, she has over 200 different wines in the basement.

wine-o by enjoytheride November 10, 2008

Wine Bar Funk 

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.

"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"

Wine Bar Funk by allen g May 8, 2008

wine crime 

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

wine crime by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010

wine mouth 

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.

I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth

wine mouth by blackchola July 6, 2011

Wine Roulette 

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

Wine Roulette by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017

Wine Crotch 

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

Wine Crotch by YAWA July 22, 2020