National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day
by hellloooo69696420jorts May 16, 2024
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Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person
Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts
by kaboob10 August 02, 2019
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Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.
I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!
by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023
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Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 11, 2019
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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