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Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.
I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!
by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
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National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024
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JORT

Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right
Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”
by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024
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jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry
The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.
Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!
by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.
Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”
by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022
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