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cooter

A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.
process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance.
Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.
by Jesse Godfrey December 28, 2005
mugGet the cootermug.

cooter

Referring to the curvature on the brim of ones baseball cap.
my hat has a nice cooter to it.
by Matt9i8678235 March 26, 2008
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cooter

Bre's Cooter, Cooter of Bre
You'v Just Been Killed By Bre's Cooter!
by Shoner July 17, 2004
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Cooter

Noun: A vast amount of meanings for a type of girl.

Could replace: bitch, slut, meanie, backstabber, horny person, lover, person who uses people, person who does dirty things for fun, person who had sex with a guy to make a girl jealous, etc.
That girl is a cooter.
What a cooter
by CootersgonCoot November 5, 2011
mugGet the Cootermug.

cooter

lalo,andrew,and denson have hairy cooters that scare everybody out of the shop
by bygballa April 13, 2004
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cooter

Ie.) She just cooter chopped that guy down the stairs!!
by Jen n Di December 28, 2005
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cooter

A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.
"He is such a cooter faggit."
by the king of kingpins December 9, 2008
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