Chode

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

by Grirl February 24, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

Chode

A dick wider than it is long.

Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.

by CokRubbin May 20, 2015

chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.

guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!

by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009

Chode

As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??

Sophie really wants to find a Chode

by Third Place April 28, 2003

Chode

A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.

Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.

by Zak S December 28, 2005

Chode

A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick

I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.

by Ana Elena October 29, 2005