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Joking

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch
by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021
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Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.
these jokes are funny and freaky
by Honeyyy.jocelyn May 23, 2018
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Joke

by Tabs_4264 September 7, 2020
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Joking

something only men are able to pull off.
example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.
by brogasm June 10, 2011
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Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen
I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes
by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022
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joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...
One was a salted...


:)
by JesSJessS August 11, 2005
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joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off
*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD
by Dubiks October 14, 2018
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