I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy

The biggest lie ever told.

Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

I heartily agree, my African-American friend.

See: fo' shizzle my nizzle.

fo' w00t mah b00t!

by Kain February 23, 2004

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall

ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

by Wthenerd23 March 9, 2017

we agree to disagree

When two or more people think their own opinion is correct when only one person is right

Guy1:Dude,the Clippers suck.
Guy2:No they don't the KNICKS suck.
Guy:Your both wrong.The Spurs are pretty bad.
Guy1:Can't we agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.

by LexCorp® May 16, 2014

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024