A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021
Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.
Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
by Dicki007 June 24, 2021
A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons
by Internet goons September 24, 2020
me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr
bro: peak frfr
by ln4ngel October 08, 2024
Lando fanclub is amazing
by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016
the name of lando carisian
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022