Lando

Is a person who can't find anybody that loves has crush but there taken . Hardworking peoples and have great voice

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by Aiite nuh seh November 24, 2021

Lando

Professor Lando is a professor at the popular Ligma university, streaming his lectures on twitch and uploading
them to youtube.

Person1: Hey do you know who Professor Lando is?
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.

by blindgamer April 11, 2023

Lando Effect

This term has two meanings

1. Created by shelovesF1 on tiktok and this is when Lando Norris wears a beanies and looks good doing it

2. Created by Simon Lazenby during the 2022 Australian Grand Prix weekend and it is when Lando Norris makes women cry because he is so good looking in real life and because he is their favourite driver

An example for the first definition
Me : “Did you see Lando’s Post on Instagram?”
Friend: “He absolutely SLAYED the Lando effect”

Example for the second

Friend : “ when you met lando, you definitely had the Lando effect”
Me : “I was definitely crying”

by Notgrandebutcurva April 10, 2022

Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts

There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart

by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025

lando new

Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.

???: have you met lando new yet?

by anonymous November 21, 2021

`Lando

Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.

" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"

by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015