by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
Get the Aleks the Simp mug.Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017
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Get the Alek Gutierrez mug.ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
by kenny sharp January 12, 2007
Get the Dirty alek mug.Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.
Person 1: “Wow! Alek is really burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”
Person 2: “And he’s a really good Dad!”
Person 2: “And he’s a really good Dad!”
by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021
Get the Alek mug.Often short for Alexander, a name derived from Greek origins meaning ‘warrior’.
Hence the meaning, boys called Alek are often protective over the people they love. They are kind, and have probably gone through a large deal of physical pain. As for personality, they are often left brained - calculating and methodical like a warrior would be. Strong subjects include: maths, computer science, chemistry, physics, music. Warriors tend to be multi-talented to sharpen their senses, which is why you will often find people called ‘Alek’ playing an instrument, most commonly the piano, flute, or guitar.
Hence the meaning, boys called Alek are often protective over the people they love. They are kind, and have probably gone through a large deal of physical pain. As for personality, they are often left brained - calculating and methodical like a warrior would be. Strong subjects include: maths, computer science, chemistry, physics, music. Warriors tend to be multi-talented to sharpen their senses, which is why you will often find people called ‘Alek’ playing an instrument, most commonly the piano, flute, or guitar.
by notsome1youknow March 9, 2025
Get the Alek mug.A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021
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