by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
Get the Aleks the Simpmug. Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017
Get the alek keegan's fistpumpmug. by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011
Get the Alek Gutierrezmug. ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
by kenny sharp January 12, 2007
Get the Dirty alekmug. 
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
by dickcheese75 November 3, 2020
Get the Aleksmug. Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in three words "perseverance, diligence, and love. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in four words "perseverance, diligence, and love and Faithful". Alek's are the best of friends. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
by Faith&Films November 23, 2021
Get the Alekmug.