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Dick Fever

When you are so turned on knowing the guy next to you is ridiculously hard and your body temperature rises thinking
About it inside of you.
Ex: i have dick fever everytime I'm around you.
by Liljojograce May 30, 2016
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AK dick

When a normal person's dick shrinks to the size of a small person's dick due to cold weather or other factors.
"Dude it was so cold at that party. I was embarrassed to grind because I had AK dick the whole time."

"I'm sorry Jessica, I don't want to have sex now because I have AK dick, and it's embarrassing."
by LHer October 31, 2012
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Dick Flick

a male version of "chick flick"
see:
Seth Rogen, Judd Apatow
There are no funny women in this movie- it must be a Dick Flick.

Question: Why are there "feel good" musical scenes of guys playing games and horsing around with each other in this movie?
Answer: It's probably a Dick Flick.

So many fart jokes and pot in this movie--it must be a Dick Flick.

Question: Why are these straight guys saying things about ass, balls, and being gay to the other straight guys in this movie?
Answer: It's probably a Dick Flick

The female love interest is a lawyer in this movie- it must be a Dick Flick.

The women curse and are nymphomaniacs (except one, the one that is a lawyer) in this movie- it must be a Dick Flick.
by ad2 September 14, 2013
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BUSY DICK

1. A man who is constantly chasing around behind ho's.
2. Men who are so busy chasing around behind women that they neglect to handle the important things such as their kids, maintaining a job, taking care of home, covering up their tracks, keeping their lies straight, and so on and so forth.
3. A Penis that is always searching for Vagina to slide deep off in.
J.A. is always runnin' around chasin' behind his ho's, bein a BUSY DICK. What he need to do is buy my son some damn pampers.
I know that's right, girl! He wasn't shit when you met him, and he ain't shit now... Nothin' but a BUSY DICK.
by hazaboo89 July 8, 2011
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Dick Puppy

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.
by BLeez September 2, 2011
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dick of doom

A rare psychological/physical disease in which a pre-pubescent teenage girl grows a penis, regardless of whether or not she wants one. Scientific name: juebos doces.
example: whys katie blowin testosterone at me today?
i dunno, maybe she grew the dick of doom last night? who knows man...
by genzi January 16, 2004
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Dick

1. My mothers boyfriend, Joey.
2. A bastard
Joey: *shines flashlight in my face repeatedly.
Me:Your a dick, I'm going to put your name for dick as a definition.
Joey: Ok. I don't think you have the drive from it though.
Me: * immediately does it.*
by Ambi January 21, 2013
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