Black Bag It

Emergency pooping in black plastic bag and tossing it with a dollar tied to it for compensation

Man that restroom is nasty time to black bag it

by Jgodo July 26, 2019

Black Web

black web made for black peopl

"i will go to the black web"
"you cant, youre white!"

by icekall November 4, 2021

Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

black truth

Something that is an indisputable fact. It is an undeniably true statement accepted within society or a community. It can be proven to be correct through observations and testing. It is also the opposite or inverse of a white lie.

Jim, using the scientific method, threw an apple in the air demonstrating gravity was real. All the skeptics had now been shown the black truth.

by Professor Wilton January 12, 2021

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 2, 2009

Black Irish

An African-American with an traditionally Irish or Gaelic last name

"What's your name man?"

"Darius McDonald"

"Ah a black Irish!"

by Silacious Krumb March 26, 2022

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021