baby ram

to fuck someone so hard they call you a baby ram as they squirt

I baby rammed my roommates Matt R. and Reed M. so hard last night; their ejaculate went everywhere.

by Roscoe Splash October 6, 2016

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baby hangover

(Noun)
Slang term for the ongoing olfactory sensitivity nausea and vomiting associated with first trimester pregnancy sickness, commonly referred to "morning sickness",which is a misnomer since the aforementioned malaise, albeit worst in the morning, typically lasts all day.

"You knocked me up four weeks ago and now I'm hugging the toilet all day thanks to this damned baby hangover. You're never touching me again! And stop eating garlic!"

by Shashvoidvamp October 4, 2016

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baby clapping

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse but there is no sound, no moaning, no grunting no audio or visual confirmation that the female Is enjoying the act. all due to her not being satisfied because is lack of size and skill

homeboy made a 2 min long video of hikes elf fucking this girl... shorty ain't move or make a muthafukkin sound.. he said she was asleep... idk how you have sex while she sleeping and she don't wake up? fuck was he doing baby clapping?

by clap master September 25, 2016

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truffle baby

Truffle butter that oozed down to the vigina and got her pregnant and thus making a truffle baby

Christian: your a condom fail

Samantha: really because you're a truffle baby

by samanthaloveyoutoo September 10, 2016

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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

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