the king of hot lava

Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).

Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava

by nulerasi1 December 5, 2010

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hot mess hash

the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.

Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

by whatdahuck May 11, 2011

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Portuguese hot pocket

Before having sex with a woman you take any stinky fish and rub on your dick and balls. Then proceed to having anal sex and rite before you cum you pull out and let her down oraly your fish poo load.

So after i got done fishing i used the left over bait to give her a Portuguese hot pocket.

by Iced cream scampi sandwitches October 24, 2017

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Flamin' Hot 69

Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.

"Yo, fr doe tryna Flamin' hot 69 a muhfuckin homie, ya fear me?

by thesingledad January 27, 2022

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hot dog stand

A female who sets her Instagram business title as “Hot Dog Stand” when she’s single & open for business

Wow! Did you see Natalie set her Instagram bio to “Hot Dog Stand”? Time to slide in the DM’s

by Kjob12 July 16, 2019

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Vienna Hot Dog

A lesbian sex act where when woman has enlarged lips and the other has an enlarged clit and they grind while making out missionary or fooling around in doggy.

Guy1:Hey man how is that porno you got last night?
Guy2:Well the beginning was good. But the rest not so much.
Guy1:Why is that?
Guy2:Well they were hot up until they got naked and when they were making out there rubbing their shit together and it was a total Vienna hot dog situation down there. Last time I buy German porn.

by Painfullee September 5, 2018

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