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Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.
Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023
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squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops
Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!
by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023
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100 chocolate balls

What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*
by Dumb lesbian December 4, 2023
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harry dipped his balls in vinegar

harry dipped his balls in vinegar means that when you see something good you say harry dipped his balls in vinegar
yo harry dipped his balls in vinegar

nice man
by beamycarrot December 14, 2023
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