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Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*
by terk! March 3, 2024
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past one

The action of being played
Damn, did he pull a past one?!
by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017
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You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.
That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!
by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023
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Samantha One

A rare and exceptional individual who effortlessly combines beauty, intellect, and grace. This person is not only strikingly gorgeous but also radiates positivity and kindness in all interactions. Known for their politeness and respect towards everyone, they are a beacon of warmth and compassion. An optimist at heart, she brightens any room they enter with their contagious energy and outgoing personality. Academically gifted, they excel in every subject while remaining humble and approachable. If you ever come across Samantha One, consider yourself lucky—you’ve encountered someone who is truly extraordinary in every way.
Samantha One often found herself to be a sort of mediator between schoolmates, (as she was known to be fair), and her word was always respected.
by SomeEzraKid February 17, 2025
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One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
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The Green One

Simplistic childish reference to the Hulk. In movies where the Green One goes like "DSJIIIIIIHH"!! Always good that Green One!
Dude1: "Last night I saw a Hulk movie dude and it was great"
Dude2: "Why man?"
Dude1: "Because he went like DSJIIIHH. Always good the green one!"
by edrocket February 21, 2017
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