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Erik was being a cockless cunt and wouldn’t bring cait mcnuggies
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a thing sometimes seen in jacksepticeye vids the design of the mug says unt and the cup handle is the c im cunt
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(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.
e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."
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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
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The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
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She is a cunt
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