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ONE

A object show with a bad ending that brought me down into tears.

ONE (also referred to informally as "hfjONE") is yet another Object Show created by Cheesy Hfj (the same guy who made the joke show called Battle for Circle) that premiered on June 11th, 2020 and ended on August 21, 2022. It has a group of objects competing for the chance of a wish for anything their heart desires.

However, things get complicated because this isn't a typical contest: the objects came from different parallel universes. All contestants have been suddenly and forcibly teleported to the Plane (a non-descriptive grass field which spreads vastly over god-knows-where) by Airy, an invisible host lackluster in both personality and ideas, in order to compete against their will in his ill-prepared, simple competition.

ONE is best described as a full-on Genre Deconstruction of the typical Object Show format. Throughout its two seasons, both inside and outside the competition, it explores conventions such as simple names, featureless planes, easy reincarnations, and the Planet of Hats that gives rise to objects with human personalities - as well as how those personalities fall apart over the course of a manufactured game show.

The show originally started out with an economy-sized cast of six before Airy kept adding more and more contestants every episode until there are 18 players as of current.
by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023
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Topher one

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.
Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.
by Twigsntwoberries August 26, 2023
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Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression
by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
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two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.
"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"
by StreetMutt March 19, 2015
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Rail one

Take a massive peee
by CHDSilentwraith February 13, 2019
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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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