by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020
Get the Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cuntmug. Mate if ya dn’t no wat a fucking cunt is you ain’t no Aussie you some Curry munchin thinking of munchies I just ripped a mad bong aye bro
by Thefuckisapseudoymayecunt September 21, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt
by SickC January 4, 2023
Get the Shit cuntmug. by W8uknowit August 14, 2017
Get the Cunt cardmug. Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 14, 2023
Get the CUNTmug. When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.
We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.
by California Wednesday February 22, 2018
Get the cunt syrupmug. by ThePeenMachine69 September 12, 2021
Get the Cunt Bunnymug.