Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

One Direction

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.

Do you love One Direction?
Yes they taught me what a really good and deserved break is.

by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021

no ones around to help

IS A FRICKING SONG, A FRICKING REAMIX, A FRICKING meme???????? A ANIMAL CROSSING VERSION OF SMUG DANCE, AND SOME OTHER STUFF.... probably...… i don't wAnA research. although the main aspect of this is BOB THE PURP CAT, HE IS THE BETTER THAN fucking raymold ( he doesn't deserve the frick)and thats all i got

no ones around to help im not sure at this point and im afraid to ask

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.

Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!

by Kerytach February 10, 2021

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET

anyone: "Whats One Direction?"
me: "THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET!"

by Ishmael. February 15, 2021

One-El

One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".

One-El was melting face riding the rail when the bass dropped and it felt like a world exploded.

by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021