Dog

Potato of Fluff

"Look it's a potato of fluff!" "A what?" "Oh, A DOG!"

by handleunavailable69 September 27, 2022

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Dog

Woof woof a fluffy barking thing

The dog barked as his mum got raped

by What the flip flop December 20, 2024

Who Dog

A cylindrical tube of meat, consisting of a variety of animal parts, sandwiched between two pieces of bread commonly referred to as a "Who Dog bun". Widely considered to be a staple of the American diet, the "Who Dog" first garnered its name after inventor, Daniel Desario, boldly began warming one over a barbecue prior to a Who concert in the early 1980's.

"Would you like a Who Dog before the big show?"

"Oh, no thanks, I'm a vegan. What is a hoo-dog anyways?"

by Schmoop-a-loop February 1, 2010

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Ukrainian dog bowl

Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl

Alfonso enforced the Ukrainian dog bowl method on Sarah while she was tied up

by The_most.random December 9, 2022

Dog fat

Adjective.

Any item (but especially food) that is purchased and found to be substandard to the point where it makes the buyer wonder whether it contains next door's rendered down Rover.

Don't go buying me that dog fat chocolate again and claiming it's as good as CDM.

I thought this shirt I got was quality, but it's proper dog fat. It came apart when I washed it.

by fooksky January 4, 2021