Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.

“Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”

by Merv the swerve February 7, 2021

CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

cunt mug

a thing sometimes seen in jacksepticeye vids the design of the mug says unt and the cup handle is the c im cunt

i want to buy jacksepticeye cunt mug

by sourarcticfox November 10, 2021

lion cunt

Every woman that ever existed of every species

are you lying to me again cunt!? you aint nothing but a lion cunt!

by Mr. Fixzer September 6, 2022

cunt

(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.

e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."

by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018

Cunt

Someone from or associated with Scotland

I hate cunts (I hate Scottish people)

by Bigwilly69inurmum February 5, 2022