don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 09, 2019

sympathy get

when a girl only gets with a boy because they feel sorry for the boy. this is highly embarrassing if the girl has a conversation with the boy. explaining why it was a sympathy get.

olly, you were a sympathy get

by mr 9 o'clock February 07, 2022

get with alice

to get with alice is to fall down the rabbit hole (often chemically assisted)

that acid helped me get with alice

by SmashTheState November 14, 2023

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

get in the bag nebby

It is a quote made by lillie in pokemon sun and moon.

Lillie: get in the bag nebby
Nebby: Pew

Lillie: ok listen up here you stupid bitch, if you wont go in the fucking bag right now il punch the stupid out of your fucking face. will you still be that happy then!? probally fucking not you fucking cosmic gay cloud.

by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 17, 2017

go get a soda

the act of getting a liquid based beverage for your self or individual who may be thirsty, and or a certain paladin telling you to maybe go die.

Bro: im gonna go get a soda, you want one?

Bro#2: only if its a bullet to the brain!

by SkribbleDOO November 18, 2020

Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean May 17, 2011