owl face ho

Noun: A promiscuous woman who doesn't know "who" her baby's father is.

That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!

by Mae Inferno October 30, 2008

chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

chewed that girls face

the definition of "chewing on someone's face", means like making out with them or getting intense with one another. or building sexual tension between each other

Brandon- yo see that girl over there?
josh- ya bubud!

Brandon- I totally chewed that girls face last night.
Josh- ATTA boy Brandon.

by bigbootyhoe456 November 6, 2017

drive on my face

A sexual position where a girl/guy sits on a dudes face, while simultaneously working his junk like a stick shift. At the same time the person underneath is making car noises.

Damn Molly, Get Over Hear and Drive on My Face

by rob marley and the walters August 12, 2016

humph face-ed

the dumbest face you can ever make. no expression or emotion what so ever.

-_____- but real life.. all the time...

"you look so good damn stupid.."
"..oh no i just humph face-ed you"
BOOO-YAAAAAHHH.

by bow chickaa wow wow March 5, 2012

Your face on a plate

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012