Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

Bag rat

Plastic bag that blowns around on the street in the city.

"It was so windy today, I had a bag rat jump on my windshield."

by Switchgrrl March 14, 2023

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.

Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.

by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020

Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.

"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"

by Market Cap May 19, 2025

Gunny bagged

When a person appears wasted, out of it, tore back, goofy, faded, etc.

"We just got done kicking it and now I'm all gunny bagged".

by 1Madmuck1968 September 30, 2023