Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.

This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

by Themostundave August 30, 2018

Buck-like

Somebody who is very smart and intelligent, often handsome and a bit buck-like. My friend eshaan is also very buck-like, and he is quite the charmer!

Nanny plum is very Buck-like!

by Dean the bringer of doom May 16, 2023

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight

A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Like Ampex

A way to tell someone to slowly and painfully kill themselves.

1: bro you're annoying i wish u were like Ampex
2: :(

by werewtfwafsdfcaxfawe April 25, 2025