Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

hot girl shit

a “groupchat” but it’s actually a cult by twitter user @glossyshan!

omg did you saw shan made us fuck eachother?! yes hot girl shit

by cult cunts October 14, 2019

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style"

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.

In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".

by peter didlo May 18, 2006

Hot and Sweaty

Term used to describe anyone who is extremely weight.

When you're that big you can't help but to be hot and sweaty.

by onyourmarkgetsetgo April 17, 2011

milwaukee red hot

to defecate in both of a girls ears then her nose and have her suck in the crap through her nose and said thats a Milwaukee red hot.

i crapped in her ears and nose and she sucked it up and said it burned and we were in milwaukuee, and she said Milwaukee red hot.

by cptnbeefheart December 26, 2007

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009