by Paiza September 26, 2006
The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
When you extract samples from your partner during sexual intercourse to save for later to brew in your midnight stew this must take place only to summon the midnight man he has a sweet tooth for peepee but mostly poopoo only on Tuesday nights. Tuesday’s is taco Tuesday.
by Roundsticker April 16, 2020
The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.
And finally, a fat fucking cock
And finally, a fat fucking cock
by Anna gammy April 16, 2020
Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.
by Sammmmmuel March 26, 2007
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by kevin sly July 20, 2006