Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

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dirty box

Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.

Dude.. that bitch last night has a dirty box.

by Sammmmmuel March 31, 2007

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dirty turban

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

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Dirty socks

A white dirty whore bag. They usually come in packs like wolves or hyenas.

Dad:Stop feeling those dirty socks.

Son: I'll try.

by kevin sly July 31, 2006

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dirty spic

a mexican

look at the spic in that sombararo

by Cody =) May 11, 2003

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When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it

"whatd you do last night"
"o i got a dirty blumkin it was great"

by matt kemme August 13, 2006

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