Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

dirty sydney

When you extract samples from your partner during sexual intercourse to save for later to brew in your midnight stew this must take place only to summon the midnight man he has a sweet tooth for peepee but mostly poopoo only on Tuesday nights. Tuesday’s is taco Tuesday.

Person 1: I really miss midnight man!
Person 2: well.. would you like to do a dirty sydney?

by Roundsticker April 15, 2020

dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.

1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

by Snakeshit May 22, 2008

dirty box

Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.

Dude.. that bitch last night has a dirty box.

by Sammmmmuel March 31, 2007

dirty turban

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

Dirty socks

A white dirty whore bag. They usually come in packs like wolves or hyenas.

Dad:Stop feeling those dirty socks.

Son: I'll try.

by kevin sly July 31, 2006