chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

Face Book Hoochie

For all those facebooking people that spend so much time on it.

What a Face book Hoochie!

Shes such a facebook Hoochie

Fbook Hoochie!!

by Facebook all over May 27, 2011

sarcast-o-face

a ridiculous name used to signify the witty and genius banter focused on making the original commenter feel as though they should crawl into the corner and hide in the dark forever for saying and or doing what they did. Can be used as a hurtful name or compliment depending on the person.

You are such a sarcast-o-face and i pretend to be offended or not like it but its really awesome

by ZSG August 23, 2008

pottery my face

cumming on someones face

"yo she let me pottery her face last night, shit was ace"

"pottery my face, cheryl"

"so i told her, eat me out and she said, you want to pottery my face?"

by ashleysux May 1, 2008

F-Book Face

Someone that purses their lips together in all of their Facebook pictures

fish mouth.....kissy lips= F-Book Face

by LadyErica318 May 26, 2011

drive on my face

A sexual position where a girl/guy sits on a dudes face, while simultaneously working his junk like a stick shift. At the same time the person underneath is making car noises.

Damn Molly, Get Over Hear and Drive on My Face

by rob marley and the walters August 12, 2016

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010