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One Direction

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.
Do you love One Direction?
Yes they taught me what a really good and deserved break is.
by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021
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Waste One’s Breath

An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.
Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here June 20, 2022
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Ons

On Satan. Instead of saying On god you say On satan.
Me: "Yo her ass thick asf"
Bro: "Ons bro"
by Alissa Sham April 9, 2021
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one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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The Deleted One

The Deleted One uses MeWe. They have a habit of deleting comments in a chat pretty much immediately after they've posted it, rightfully, earning the name, The Deleted One
Oh The Deleted One has deleted themselves again
by The Deleted One May 20, 2021
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