take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.

Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.

by Annamaybe December 21, 2019

lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.

Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..

by ken a December 24, 2019

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019