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going into the woods

A girl who has not shaved for years
Bitch hasn't saved but I'm going into the woods.
by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018
mugGet the going into the woodsmug.

Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover

Taking an unnecessarily long route when an easier alternative was available.

Taken from the idea of someone getting lost on the way to Bolsover and driving around nearby Carr Vale nature park for several hours before finding their way.

Often Bolsover is shortened, pronounced 'Bow'ser'
Example: I just took a 'shortcut' that was 20 minutes longer than my usual route'

'Youve been going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover'
by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
mugGet the Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsovermug.

Go Stomp A Donkey

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013
mugGet the Go Stomp A Donkeymug.

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by BDDuke11 August 20, 2018
mugGet the gomug.
When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!
Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020
mugGet the i am going to type your eyes off!mug.

go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool
mugGet the go bloonkmug.

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.
My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.
by Peggisms March 24, 2019
mugGet the to go apesmug.

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