Himalayan Cock Jab

When a Himalayan man goes for a prison shank but ends up stabbing him with his dick.

That was one hell of a Himalayan Cock Jab! eh
Yeah essay!

by 2Spooky4You! November 23, 2015

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Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021

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Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

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loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

by trannypornlover December 29, 2010

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Mexican Cock Fight

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins

Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

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cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009

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