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Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
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Regular season merchant

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant
by RawJokester April 27, 2025
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Fruere vita sicut meretrix fera

From Latin: " Enjoy life like a wild whore ".

A more cooler way of saying "carpe diem".
Used by horny students hungry for sex and people who have fun.
May be meant as "fuck the school and let's have sex.
Exp.1. A: Hey, I'm so exhausted from all the homework and exams.
B: Fruere vita sicut meretrix fera ;)
Exp.2. A: Richard is so cool...what do you think is his mantra
B: hmm...probably Fruere vita sicut meretrix fera
by hornystudent0893847 May 22, 2025
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The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives
“Y’all see what they did to concord”
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment
by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025
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The Embalmer’s Mercy

The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”

Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.

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Common signs of the Mercy include:

A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm

Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming

Fluid leakage without stimulation

An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”

“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”

“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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Tap in merchant

A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
Cristiano Ronaldo only scores tap ins and penalties he’s a tap in merchant
by David_5 September 21, 2025
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Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin
yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here
by kansa October 15, 2025
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