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Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
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blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.
Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."
by Merten December 6, 2010
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like a pug

Pugs are cool

E.g-if someone say to you like a pug you are savage af
That boi- like a pug 🔥✋💢💢bro

Bro-savage af
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armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole
your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.
by spcrro October 7, 2025
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rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
by SikentG October 10, 2020
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