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Chalk bag compliment

When a girl is trying to flirt with you but she doesn’t make it obvious so she sounds more like she’s just simply giving a random compliment.
Girl: “I really like your chalk bag.”
Guy: “Thanks…”
Girl, thinking about it later: Why didn’t he flirt back?
Guy, thinking about it later: That girl was nice for giving me a chalk bag compliment.
by FoxtrotTwelve September 16, 2024
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.
Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro
by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024
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Sheesh Bag

A comprehensive term to describe the likeliness, of a mythical container comprised of soft tissues, found within the realm in which the Lord grasps you. The term "sheesh" describes the legendary contents within the container. The alternative meaning for sheesh, dating back to 3499 B.C. can be revealed within the painful depths of any sulfuric phosphate bearing volcano. One archaeologist by the name of Clothy 6.9. Hobbit, discovered one sentence within the volcano by the name of Krakatoa, which reads " spontaneous vocal eruption resembling the sound of a startled cat being ___ by a ___ du___while simultaneously witnessing the world’s largest pizza being ___to a party of bronies."

Alternative way to use "Sheesh Bag":

You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
"You little sheeshbag. Im gonna ruffle your feathers."

"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."

"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"

"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
by My pet snail is a slacker October 30, 2024
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bag

robbing everything’s a person got. Usually happens when they get tricked into some kind of trap.
don’t go out there, they gonna bag tf out of you nigga
by HTSurban November 29, 2024
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McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.
DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG
by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
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